I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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