New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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