Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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