I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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