I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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