your room smells of hookers.
And success
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
