sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
