This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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