Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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