You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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