My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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