i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Randomize
