He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
handjob tips. give me some.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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