cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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