But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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