Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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