does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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