So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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