Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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