I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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