Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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