you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
last night I used snow as a chaser
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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