No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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