Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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