I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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