I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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