One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
its liver damage thursday
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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