How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
