Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I could make wine with my vomit
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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