I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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