Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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