i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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