What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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