Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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