There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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