Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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