you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
this will be a night to untag.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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