physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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