i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
