we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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