Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Mom said you looked used
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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