I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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