Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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