she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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