seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
