know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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