Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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