Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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