Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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