So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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