Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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